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Post by aaron on Jul 6, 2006 16:18:06 GMT -5
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Post by aaron on Jul 6, 2006 17:11:49 GMT -5
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Post by Moosagie on Sept 4, 2007 9:15:32 GMT -5
related from my dad & uncle :
YOU'VE GOTTA READ THIS! YOU WON'T BE SORRY! IT'S WORTH THE READ!
Here's the biggest prank I've ever played on somebody... okay - not the biggest, but I got the biggest, bestest laugh outta it! I still hold my sides & laugh eveytime I think about it! It was durin' da holz, a monday mornin' - my frenz and I were bored so naturally, we were looking for a bit of... trouble! *heh*
Was sitting in front of the local cafe - and since we knew the owners really well, we didn't hesitate 2 play a lil prank!
Da owner & his nephew were on duty... and this is what we done:
(All you need is a little guts & a victim! )
We decided to phone & inform the owner that he was a winner of some competition. My friend was actually the whole brain in this prank. But he made me do the phone call. Luckily there was a phone booth close by - So I could see the whole store inside from the phone booth (but not near enough for the owner to hear!) - we both wanted to catch all the action! *hehehehe* I picked up the phone and this is how the convo went:
Me: Hi, Mr.Slate?
Mr.Slate: Yes, Slate speaking
Me: Hi, this is Jason Miller, Director of Simba CHIPS Company...
Mr.Slate: uh-huh..?
Me: and Congratulations, You have been selected as one of our finalist to win a super MILLION bucks!
Mr.Slate: *stutters in excitement* -er-er-er wow! That's really a surprise... uh, er!...
Me: ...You're one step away from winning!
Mr Slate: Yes..?!!! *really excited*
Me: ... Yes Mr.Slate, all you simply need to do is try and Roar like Simba the Lion! So, give it your best try! You have only 3 chances!
Mr Slate: Yes, sir! *coughs* *clears throat* ahem...
In the meantime, my friend went into the store to catch the whole thing from & I from the phone-booth .... aaannnddd, yes, Mr. Slate starts roaring on the phone!
His nephew who's also in the store, jumps up, startled. (he knows nothing about the competition or the convo).
and Mr Slate lets out a great big Roar! My friend and I had to hold in our laughter!!!
Me: *struggling to find my voice* ehm, well, Mr.Slate that was certainly good, but I'm sure you could do better than that, you've got two more chances.
Mr Slate: *coughs* *Lets out a bigger ROOOAAR!*
His nephew, now panick-stricken, Uncle, hey uncle! What's the matter, is something wrong? And to top it all, Mr Slate, pushes his nephew away, in his attempt to want 2 become a winner.
His nephew is now truly shocked, and panicking, he prob thought his uncle needed medical care, or sumit.
Me: Give it your best shot Slate! You're almost better than most of our finalists!
Mr Slate: *lets out a huge gruff roar...*
(which was abit too loud, so much that i could here it from where I was standing)
Me: pfffheha.. ahem, okay, Mr.Slate, ahem,*giggle* I'm sorry, your chances are *ahem* giggles* up.. now to judge... urhm, Mr Slate?
But Mr.Slate carries on roaring - bigger and louder everytime!
The sceniro was priceless: His nephew standing there helplessly, pale & baffeled... trying to calm his uncle... while his Uncle is pushing him away and roaring like a maniac on the phone... louder and gruffer.. over and over...
...until I couldn't handle it any longer, I just dropped the reciever and burst in to a fit of laughs. I just saw my friend running outta the store and darting for the nearest corner outta Mr.slate's sight. I ran with him, and we laughed so much, until we haw-hawed & hee-hawed, we had to hold our sides. we were practically rollling on the floor. while Mr.Slate was still roaring over the reciever, with his bewildered nephew trying to pacify him! *the old man* sigh!
damn, that was one heck of a prank, I'll never forget, and I burst out in 2 a fit of laughs every time I think about it!
TRY IT, PPL! It's worth the effort! Trust me!
XD XD XD
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